Jokes Getting Donkey Out Of Barn Door

108 of them in fact.

Jokes getting donkey out of barn door.

Two rednecks trying to get a donkey into a barn but the donkey won t go in. He spent all day toiling away with his hacksaw. So the farmer decided to raise the height of the door frame. Go and tell the farmer says obama.

He says to the first one you can sleep with the pigs the second guy you can sleep with the cows and the third guy i like the cut of your jib. And she brought her mother to live with them. Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond.

Dirty joke one day a boy and his best friend were telling jokes to one another. They all get out of the car and start walking to a barn that s a little ways away. They overheard the people say that poor donkey must be wore out from carrying both of them so the little boy and old man picked up the donkey and started to carry it. A big list of barn jokes.

Suddenly a donkey jumps out onto the road and they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. So he goes to check it out. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. He opens the door to the.

The mother in law went out one morning to the barn to the donkey stall. Obama says to the chauffeur. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. When they get their the farmer comes out of the barn and offers them a room for one night.

So the two rednecks get out a jack and start lifting up the front of the barn. Animal jokes the long eared donkey. They were carrying the donkey across a bridge. The man walks out and takes the money from the jar thanks the bartender and leaves.

After a while they passed some more people. These boys were some of the nicest kids and would never say a dirty joke. So the little boy got on the donkey and they both rode it. A big list of donkey jokes.

A farmer kept a donkey in a stable but the donkey s ears were so long that they repeatedly hit the top of the door causing the animal to kick out dangerously. A fellow walks by see the rednecks at their endeavour and questions why not just dig out the dirt below the door. She was picking up the straw and saw a spider. You can get into the mystery room says the doorman and he proceeds to lead the poor man to a door.

After 3 weeks of nagging the mother in law went out one morning to the barn to the donkey stall. You get out and check you were driving the chauffeur gets out checks and reports that the animal is dead. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. They were having fun.

111 of them in fact. It just wasn t worth it to retrieve the donkey. She shrieked and the. Donkey keeps hitting his ears on the door and backs out.

So he goes into the back room and about 5 minutes later the bartender hears the donkey laughing out loud. One day a farmer s donkey fell down into a well. About a month later the man comes back into the bar and there is a new jar of money.